The Breakdown

  • Corn syrup and artificial dyes as core recipe
  • Gelatin from mystery industrial sources
  • Zero protein, endless empty carbs
  • Marketed to kids as harmless fun
  • Long ingredient list for what should be candy

Side Effects

tooth rot, blood sugar spike, ancestors filing complaints

Buy Instead

Skip gummy snakes. Buy beef jerky or dried mango — actual chew, real ingredients.