The Breakdown

  • 60 ingredients in candy form — whole foods this is not
  • Pectin gummies + prebiotic fiber = convenient but ultra-processed
  • No synthetic dyes, vegan, non-GMO, gluten/dairy/nut free
  • Marketed as daily nutrition replacement for actual produce
  • Unilever acquisition 2026 — big corp now owns the bears

Side Effects

npc arc fuel in bear form, ancestors filing complaints

Buy Instead

Skip the bears. Buy frozen spinach or actual bone broth — single-ingredient, no gummy tax.