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Grass-Fed Kerrygold

Name: Grass-Fed Kerrygold: 9% Slop — Grass-fed Irish butter, ancestors filing patent
Item: Grass-Fed Kerrygold
Rating: 91
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Grass-fed Irish butter, ancestors filing patents

The Breakdown

Single ingredient: cream from grass-fed cows
Animal fat, pre-1990 ingredient list
No seed oils, no HFCS, no additives
Sourcing claim holds up — verified Irish grass-fed

Side Effects

ancestors filing restraining orders on seed oil dealers

Buy Instead

Pair it with local raw milk or pastured eggs for the full based stack.

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