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Costco Ground Beef

Name: Costco Ground Beef: 12% Slop — Beef as god intended, tray and all.
Item: Costco Ground Beef
Rating: 88
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Beef as god intended, tray and all.

The Breakdown

Single ingredient: 100% beef
Bulk packs reward actual discipline
Real animal fat, zero filler slop
Check label — grass-fed versions exist

Side Effects

wallet lighter, gains heavier, ancestors nodding

Buy Instead

Pair it with raw milk and eggs for the ultimate based trifecta.

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