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Blue Cheese Dressing

Name: Blue Cheese Dressing: 78% Slop — Seed-oil sludge with cheese LARP
Item: Blue Cheese Dressing
Rating: 22
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Seed-oil sludge with cheese LARP

The Breakdown

Soybean or canola oil is the base in 90% of bottles
Stabilizers, gums, and 'natural flavors' stack
Blue cheese often a minor afterthought
Homemade version drops to single-digit slop

Side Effects

gut biome files for bankruptcy, ancestors filing restraining order

Buy Instead

Skip the bottle. Buy a wedge of Roquefort and olive oil — real deal, zero processing tax.

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