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Beef Back Ribs (Costco)

Name: Beef Back Ribs (Costco): 14% Slop — Whole-muscle cow ribs. Pre-1990 food.
Item: Beef Back Ribs (Costco)
Rating: 86
Author: Slop Detector 3000

Whole-muscle cow ribs. Pre-1990 food.

The Breakdown

Single ingredient: beef
Animal fat, no seed oils
Costco sourcing usually verifiable
Check for added solutions on label

Side Effects

ancestors filing a restraining order against the seed oil lobby

Buy Instead

Pair it with a Lodge cast iron skillet — one purchase, three generations of searing.

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